I bought a pet rock named Leaf and he just won't listen to me. Everytime I tell him to roll over or speak he just sits there and dos nothing. Is he sick or dead?
He's listening to you ... he just doesn't want to obey. Smack him a few times with a wet noddle.
Good post. would like to see more like this.
You get Browne points
You need to drop it into water to wake it from hibernation.
It's sleeping. Wait till it gets up.
Pet rocks understand only French. Speak to it in French.
Do a time out in the corner. That'll teach him.
It will move in about 300 years. Just be patient
Perhaps it's just you !!!